
In a world where size matters, when I grad this year I'm going to make sure that every new mother charts her newborn son's penile growth. MEasurements include height, weight, head circ and penis length (stretched, flaccid and erect). That way, by extrapolation, we can determine if her son is going to become either a stallion or a stalker. She can then adjust her parenting to make him more balanced. Or just skip highschool and let him follow his destiny to become a pornstar in Germany. This guy (above photo) may not be hung, but he has twice the stamina, without medical assistance! This entry is probably going to be removed by admin soon lol...


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Hey man!! You promised the pictures would remain private! I dont want the whole world to feel inadequate.
Hhaha i know who u are anonymous... i'm doing you a favour... soon chicks will be sending in emails with their contact details and when they are free.
Mr. Anonymous, have you thought about a career in the porn industry. get your people to get in touch with my people...
wow...
speaking for majority of women out there...that is one f*cked up pic...i wouldn't, and most likely do not want to handle that...one's enough for me.
The thoughts of having to satisfy endless amounts of women is terrifying! Although people may think I have a special gift I am not a machine, I am a human being... Please don't publish my name!
how do you work two....?i'm rather fascinated...
i have a question too, in which do you pee and which do you cum?
kinky! :p
Wow...double the fun I guess...does that mean you can have sex with two different women at once? how does masturbation work? The questions are just endless...
a whole new meaning to the term 'twin cylinders'
I believe this guy puts one in at a time...when he blows, the other member goes in, meanwhile, the 1st is recharging. Theoretically you are only limited by your energy levels...Or you could just do a double barrel shotty and go out with a bang!
And annonymous, I won't release your name, its cool... frankly speaking the thought of even satisfying one woman is terrifying to a lot of men, so you're doing great man..."keep it up!" lol
can you use both on one woman at the same time?and yarh,which does he pee from?mr anonymous...care to share?
i have an 'associate' who claims he/she has both the parts of a male and female.he/she was about to show 'them' to us,but we ran for dear life...
eLLieNg: Yes I can use both at the one time, although one may need extra lubrication. As far as peeing, its more efficient as I can split the task between the two and hence finish much quicker. This does generate some strange looks in public when I use two wall urinals!
i'm speechless... am still wondering whether is this for real or not???
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You didnt even know your daughter was playingsuperhero. Alice didnt think about it at the time, but they would have to move througha dozen kids watching a movie to get to any bedroom.
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You didnt even know your daughter was playingsuperhero. Alice didnt think about it at the time, but they would have to move througha dozen kids watching a movie to get to any bedroom.
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