Due to the recent flurry of activity from the dark side, I have begun recruiting new jedi, in order to make a stand against the evil that is so insidiously prevalent in this world today. Training has begun in the ways of the force, but some recruits have such low midichlorion counts in their blood that we have to utilize the pool to kickstart their light sabre skills. Above is a snapshot of one of our new recruits training, Padawan Alfonso, or "Alf", as he is affectionately known. Note he is in full jeans and attire. He will soon qualify for his blue/green lightsabre, when he is able to dodge knives being thrown at him whilst he is blindfolded and standing on a steel pylon ten on the tenth floor. If you would like to join our program, feel free to leave your details and CV in the comments box, and in less than 350 words, why you would like to enlist.